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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th June 2001

Dilbert//4455, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 26th June 2001


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perfectionist reasons to hate rock eroding


Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert walk in a park. Dogbert says, "I've decided to become a perfectionist."

Dilbert turns to look at Dogbert. Dogbert continues, "That way, I'll have more reasons to hate people."

Dogbert and Dilbert sit down on two rocks. Dogbert turns to Dilbert and says, "Your rock is eroding wrong."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME A PERFECTIONIST.

THAT WAY I'LL HAVE MORE REASONS TO HATE PEOPLE.

YOUR ROCK IS ERODING WRONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Rock Erosion: A Dilbert Dilemma"

Summary:

In this comic strip, Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, is shown walking his dog. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his desire to become a perfectionist, which prompts his dog to ask why he wants to hate people. Dilbert responds by stating that his rock is eroding wrong, implying that he is unhappy with the way it is being worn down.

The comic strip humorously highlights Dilbert's eccentric personality and his tendency to find fault in even the most mundane things, such as a rock. The exchange between Dilbert and his dog adds a touch of whimsy and playfulness to the strip, making it an entertaining read. Overall, "Rock Erosion: A Dilbert Dilemma" is a lighthearted and humorous take on the quirks of human nature.

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