Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th June 2001

Dilbert//4455, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 26th June 2001

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perfectionist reasons to hate rock eroding

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert walk in a park. Dogbert says, "I've decided to become a perfectionist."

Dilbert turns to look at Dogbert. Dogbert continues, "That way, I'll have more reasons to hate people."

Dogbert and Dilbert sit down on two rocks. Dogbert turns to Dilbert and says, "Your rock is eroding wrong."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME A PERFECTIONIST.

THAT WAY I'LL HAVE MORE REASONS TO HATE PEOPLE.

YOUR ROCK IS ERODING WRONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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