Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th July 2001
Dilbert//4484, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 25th July 2001
Tags
evolution training zoltar graduate class new sideburns speed evolution
Official transcript
Headline: Evolution Training. Dogbert is standing atop a stool with a pointer in his hand. Zoltar is standing in front of the class. Dogbert introduces him, "Zoltar is a graduate of this class. He will demonstrate speed evolving."
Zoltar shows the class his talent as Dogbert watches from his stool. He shakes with clenched fists and grunts, "Unh... Errr...Hoo...Ahh."
Dogbert continues to stare at Zoltar, who now has small hands growing out of the side of his head. Zoltar responds, "I hope you're staring at my new sideburns."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
EVOLUTION TRAINING ZOLTAR IS A GRADUATE OF THIS CLASS. HE WILL DEMONSTRATE SPEED EVOLVING.
UNH... ERRR...
... ...
I HOPE YOU'RE STARING AT MY NEW SIDE BURNS.
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AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Zoltar's Evolution Training"
Summary:
The comic strip features Zoltar, a bald man with a red shirt and a pocket protector, standing on a stool. He is addressing a small white creature with a large head and no body, who is sitting on another stool.
- Zoltar introduces himself as a graduate of the class and promises to demonstrate speed evolving.
- The creature responds with a series of sounds, including "UNH...ERRR...HOO...AHH...".
- Zoltar hopes the creature is staring at his new side burns.
The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of a character named Zoltar and the absurdity of the situation. It is likely intended to be an amusing and entertaining addition to the Dilbert comic strip series.
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