Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th July 2001

Dilbert//4485, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 26th July 2001

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evolution class two day course surfing student cocky squirrel janiotr three thousand pound squirrel

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert are sitting at the kitchen table, having cereal and coffee. Dilbert is still in his bathrobe. Dogbert says, "By the end of my two-day evolution class I had one surviving student."

Dogbert continues as Dilbert raises his coffee cup, "He's probably the cockiest squirrel I've ever seen. Toward the end he weighed three thousand pounds."

Dogbert continues as Dilbert takes a sip, "If you asked me who's the unluckiest person in the world, I'd have to say it was the janitor."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BY THE END OF MY TWO - DAY EVOLUTION CLASS I HAD ONE SURVIVING STUDENT.

HE'S PROBABLY THE COCKIEST SQUIRREL I'VE EVER SEEN.

TOWARD THE END HE WEIGHED THREE THOUSAND POUNDS.

IF YOU ASKED ME WHO'S THE UNLUCKIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, I'D HAVE TO SAY IT WAS THE JANITOR.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Unluckiest Person in the World"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, who shares a conversation with his dog. The conversation unfolds in three panels, each with a caption and a drawing of Dilbert and his dog.

Panel 1: Dilbert begins by stating that by the end of his two-day evolution class, he had only one surviving student. He then reveals that the student is his dog.

Panel 2: Dilbert shares that the cockiest squirrel he's ever seen weighed three thousand pounds. He jokingly asks if the person being referred to as the unluckiest in the world is the janitor.

Panel 3: Dilbert concludes the conversation by stating that if you asked him who the unluckiest person in the world is, he would have to say it was the janitor.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip humorously explores the idea of bad luck and the consequences of being referred to as the unluckiest person in the world.
• Dilbert's conversation with his dog provides a lighthearted and humorous perspective on the concept of bad luck.
• The comic strip's use of satire and wordplay adds to its comedic effect.

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