Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th August 2001

Dilbert//4503, first published 25 years ago on Monday 13th August 2001

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bob ex emloyee died funeral barely knew erfromance review communication skills attendance

Official transcript

Catbert is standing on The Boss' desk. Catbert says, "Bob was working for you when he died. The family wants you to say something at his funeral."

The Boss replies, "I barely knew him. Maybe I can read something from his last performance review."

The Boss is standing at a podium at the funeral. He says in his speech, "Bob needs to work on his communication skills.. and attendance."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB WAS WORKING FOR YOU WHEN HE DIED. THE FAMILY WANTS YOU TO SAY SOMETHING AT HIS FUNERAL.

I BARELY KNEW HIM. MAYBE I CAN READ SOMETHING FROM HIS LAST PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

BOB NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS COMMUNICATION SKILLS ... AND ATTENDANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Funeral Review"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Bob, a man who has been asked to deliver a eulogy at his coworker's funeral. However, he has not been paying attention during the deceased's last performance review and is unprepared to speak.

Key Points:

• Bob is tasked with delivering a eulogy at his coworker's funeral.
• He has not been paying attention during the deceased's last performance review.
• Bob is unprepared to speak and needs to work on his communication skills.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of public speaking and the importance of being prepared.

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