Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th August 2001

Dilbert//4514, first published 25 years ago on Friday 24th August 2001

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dating beautiful woman advice garbageman exciting mysterious delightful like fresh garbage compost

Official transcript

Dilbert is handing his trash to The Garbageman. Dilbert says, "I'm dating a beautiful woman. Do you have any advice?"

The Garbageman stuffs the trash into the can and responds, "A beautiful woman is like a heap of fresh garbag: exciting, mysterious, and delightful."

Dilbert asks, "Do you have any advice that doesn't compare my girlfriend to garbage?"

The Garbageman replies, "How about compost?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M DATING A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?

A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS LIKE A HEAP OF FRESH GAR BAGE: EXCITING, MYSTERIOUS AND DELIGHTFUL DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE THAT DOESN'T COMPARE MY GIRLFRIEND TO HOW GAR BAGE?

ABOUT COMPOST?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Beautiful Woman is Like a Heap of Fresh Garbage"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous observations.
• In this strip, Dilbert is on a date with a woman and asks for advice on how to impress her.
• His friend suggests comparing her to a heap of fresh garbage, which Dilbert finds intriguing.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of trying to impress someone by using overly elaborate and absurd comparisons.

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