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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th August 2001

Dilbert//4515, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 25th August 2001


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awkward couch green lights on meet new girlfreind save energy smooch turn lights dinosaur


Official transcript

Dilbert and his girlfriend are sitting on the couch. Dilbert asks, "Do you mind if I turn off the lights to... um... save energy?"

She replies, "I'm green with that."

The lights are off. There are only sounds of kissing: "Mmm.. smooch smooch."

"Smooch smooch."

Dilbert's girlfriend turns on the light to find Dilbert on top of Bob. Bob says, "I came down to meet your new girlfriend but now I think it'll be awkward."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS TO ... UM... SAVE ENERGY?

I'M GREEN WITH THAT.

...

SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH I CAME DOWN TO MEET YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND BUT NOW I THINK IT'LL BE AWKWARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Awkward Encounter"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with spiky hair, and his coworker, Alice. The scene unfolds in three panels, showcasing their conversation.

  • Panel 1: Dilbert turns off the lights, asking Alice if she minds. Alice responds, "I'm green with that," referencing her green shirt.
  • Panel 2: Dilbert teases Alice, saying "MMM... SMOOCH SMOOCH," which she dismisses as awkward.
  • Panel 3: Dilbert meets a new girlfriend, who is also green, and awkwardly attempts to kiss her. The punchline lies in the unexpected twist that the new girlfriend is a dinosaur, leading to an awkward situation for Dilbert.

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