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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd October 2001

Dilbert//4553, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 2nd October 2001


Tags

clone of boss procedure failure knick knack small creature part horse part human tiney antennas


Official transcript

A tiny centaur is standing on a table. He says to Dilbert, "I'm a clone of your boss?"

Dilbert responds, "The procedure didn't exactly work. So you're not so much a human being as you are a..."

Centaur, "God?"

Dilbert responds, "Knickknack."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M A CLONE OF YOUR BOSS?

THE PROCEDURE DIDN'T EXACTLY WORK. 50 YOU'RE NOT SO MUCH A HUMAN BEING AS YOU ARE A..

GOD?

KNICKKNACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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