Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd October 2001

Dilbert//4554, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 3rd October 2001

Tags

six sigma program doomed same consulatant worthless progarms totally different name

Official transcript

"You've got to implement a six sigma program or else you're doomed."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'VE GOT TO IMPLEMENT A SIX SIGMA PROGRAM OR ELSE YOU'RE DOOMED.

AREN'T YOU THE SAME CONSULTANT WHO SOLD US THE WORTHLESS TQM PROGRAM A FEW YEARS AGO?

I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS PROGRAM HAS A TOTALLY, TOTALLY DIFFERENT NAME.

WHEN CAN WE START?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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