Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th October 2001

Dilbert//4567, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 16th October 2001

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stock market expert microphone tail off camera makes me wag honest work

Official transcript

Headline: Stock Market Expert. Dogbert sits behind a desk in front of a camera. The cameraman hands him a microphone and says, "Clip this microphone to your fur. We're live in two."

Dogbert responds, "Make sure my tail is off camera. I'll be recommending stocks I own and that sort of thing makes me wag."

The cameraman thinks to himself, "Someday I gotta get honest work."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STOCK MARKET EXPERT CLIP THIS MICROPHONE TO YOUR FUR.

WE'RE LIVE IN TWO.

MAKE SURE MY TAIL IS OFF CAMERA. I'LL BE RECOMMENDING STOCKS I OWN AND THAT SORT OF THING MAKES ME WAG.

SOMEDAY I GOTTA GET HONEST WORK

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