Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th October 2001

Dilbert//4568, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 17th October 2001

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stock market expert buy stock sell house track record one week chart buy buy

Official transcript

Headline: Stock Market Expert. Dogbert says in front of the camera, "...Everyone should buy stock in that company. Sell your house if necessary."

A man replies into the camera, "Should we worry that the P/E is 900, your track record is terrible and you only recommend stocks you own?"

The Boss is sitting in his office watching TV. Dogbert's voice is heard through the TV, "Well, Ron, as you can see from the one-week chart, this stock only goes up."

The Boss says into the phone, "Buy! Buy!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STOCK MARKET EXPERT ... EVERYONE SHOULD BUY STOCK IN THAT COMPANY. SELL YOUR HOUSE IF NECESSARY.

SHOULD WE WORRY THAT THE P/E IS 900.

YOUR TRACK RECORD IS TERRIBLE AND YOU ONLY RECOMMEND STOCKS YOU OWN?

WELL, RON, AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE ONE-WEEK CHART.

THIS STOCK ONLY GOES UP.

BUY!

BUY !

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