Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th October 2001

Dilbert//4569, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 18th October 2001

Tags

stock market expert core holding dead cat bounce secret economic model book sales financial markets

Official transcript

Headline: Stock Market Expert. Dogbert is seen through a TV screen. He says, "If your core holding is a falling knife, you can dollar cost average through the dead cat bounce."

A man is watching TV on his couch. Dogbert's voice continues, "My secret economic model says you should change your cash allocation from 12.4% to 12.3%."

Dogbert and the TV interviewer are seen through a spilt screen on the TV. Dogbert says, "My new book is, 'If you aren't churning, you aren't learning."

The interviewer replies, "Don't come back."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STOCK MARKET EXPERT IF YOUR CORE HOLDING IS A FALLING KNIFE, YOU CAN DOLLAR COST AVERAGE THROUGH THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE.

MY SECRET ECONOMIC MODEL SAYS YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR CASH ALLOCATION FROM 12.4% TO 12.3%.

MY NEW BOOK IS, "IF YOU AREN'T CHURNING, YOU AREN'T LEARNING." DON'T COME

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