Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th October 2001

Dilbert//4571, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 20th October 2001

Tags

layoffs odor dna rodents snakes weasels never mind

Official transcript

The Boss stands on a stage in front of the employees and says, "I'll take one more question about the layoffs... Yes, you in the back."

The Boss continues, "And I'd appreciate it if this question didn't involve my odor, my DNA, or any comparisons to rodents, snakes or weasels."

Carol stands up and says, "Nevermind."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL TAKE ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT THE LAYOFFS... YES, YOU IN THE BACK.

AND I'D APPRECIATE IT IF THIS QUESTION DIDN'T INVOLVE MY ODOR, MY DNA, OR ANY COMPARISONS TO RODENTS, SNAKES OR WEASELS.

NEVER MIND.

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