Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th October 2001

Dilbert//4579, first published 25 years ago on Sunday 28th October 2001

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human resources appearence being evil catbert therapy session calls therapist hag debris jumps on anything eraser misspelled psycho business psychology

Official transcript

Catbert is lying on a psychologist's couch. He says, "I'm a director of human resources."

Catbert continues, "So naturally, I have to keep up the appearance of being evil."

The psychologist asks, "But you find it difficult to do evil things?"

Catbert responds, "No, I like that part of the job... Stop jumping ahead, hag."

Catbert continues, "My problem is that anytime I see a tiny object fall to the floor, I jump on it and eat it."

Catbert continues, "Sometimes I'm not even hungry and I know it's just a piece of debris but I can't stop myself."

The psychologist says, "Oops.. I misspelled psycho."

Catbert's voice is heard "No! Not eraser debris!"

Catbert is heard from the floor, "#*!! @$& Quack!"

The psychologist laughs and responds, "Who's a hag?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M A DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES.

SO NATURALLY I HAVE TO KEEP UP THE APPEARANCE OF BEING EVIL.

BUT YOU FIND IT DIFFICULT TO DO EVIL THINGS?

NO. I LIKE THAT PART OF THE JOB.

STOP JUMPING AHEAD, HAG.

MY PROBLEM IS THAT ANYTIME I SEE A TINY OBJECT FALL TO THE FLOOR, I JUMP ON IT AND EAT IT.

SOMETIMES I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY AND I KNOW IT'S JUST A PIECE OF DEBRIS BUT I CAN'T STOP MYSELF.

OOPS... I MISSPELLED PSYCHO.

NO! NOT ERASER DEBRIS!

WHO'S A HAG?

***!!

048 QUACK!

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