Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th October 2001

Dilbert//4580, first published 25 years ago on Monday 29th October 2001

Tags

talking clock after midnight talking alarm

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting at his computer. The Boss approaches from behind and says, "My home phone turns into a talking clock after midnight."

Dilbert turns slightly. The Boss continues, "Yeah, I didn't believe it either until Wally taught me how to use it."

The Boss is at home. A voice from his phone yells, "It's 3:14 in the morning you #%*!* idiot!"

The Boss thinks to himself, "Yup."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY HOME PHONE TURNS INTO A TALKING CLOCK AFTER MIDNIGHT.

YEAH, I DIDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER UNTIL WALLY TAUGHT ME HOW TO USE IT.

IT'S 3:14 IN THE MORNING YOU #%hr! * IDIOT!

UP 3333

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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