Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st November 2001

Dilbert//4583, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 1st November 2001

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evil director kitty litter resumes shredder

Official transcript

Headline: Catbert: Evil H.R. Director. Catbert says to Asok, "We're almost out of kitty litter."

Catbert continues, "Gather all the resumes we got this week and run them through the shredder."

Asok asks, "Shouldn't we be matching these with our openings?"

Catbert responds, "That's what we're doing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF KITTY LITTER.

GATHER ALL THE RSUMS WE GOT THIS WEEK AND RUN THEM THROUGH THE SHREDDER.

SHOULDN'T WE BE MATCHING THESE WITH OUR OPENINGS?

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

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