Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd November 2001

Dilbert//4584, first published 25 years ago on Friday 2nd November 2001

Tags

asok in hr harassment compliants alice caboose psychic powers

Official transcript

Headline: Asok Works in H.R. Catbert says to Asok, "Asok I want you to handle all the harassment complaints."

Asok records Wally's complaints. Wally says, "And as I left the room I could feel Alice's eyes checking out my caboose."

Asok says, "So... you have psychic powers?"

Wally responds, "My eyes are up here, pal."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK WORKS IN H.R.

ASOK, I WANT YOU TO HANDLE ALL THE HARASSMENT COMPLAINTS.

AND AS I LEFT THE ROOM I COULD FEEL ALICE'S EYES CHECKING OUT MY CABOOSE.

SO... YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS?

MY EYES ARE UP HERE, PAL.

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