Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd November 2001

Dilbert//4585, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 3rd November 2001

Tags

eliminate vacation days increase sick days make themselves sick evil hr

Official transcript

Headline: Asok works in H.R. Catbert says to Asok, "If we eliminate vacation days and increase sick days..."

Catbert continues, "Would the employees fall for our trap and make themselves sick to get days off?"

Asok exclaims, "What?!!"

Catbert says, "You're in H.R. now. It's okay to be evil."

Asok replies, "Evil, right."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK WORKS IN H.R.

IF WE ELIMINATE VACATION DAYS AND INCREASE SICK DAYS...

WOULD THE EMPLOYEES FALL FOR OUR TRAP AND MAKE THEMSELVES SICK TO GET DAYS OFF?

WHAT?!!

YOU'RE IN H.R.

NOW. IT'S OKAY TO BE EVIL.

EVIL, RIGHT.

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