Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th November 2001

Dilbert//4598, first published 25 years ago on Friday 16th November 2001

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use my raise move from home handicapped stall storage facility house warming gift flashlight hesitate call alice

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally, and Asok are eating lunch. Asok says, "I plan to use my raise to move my home in the handicapped stall to a storage facility."

Asok continues, "If you are trying to think of a housewarming gift, I wouldn't say no to a flashlight."

Wally says, "If you need help moving, don't hesitate to call Alice."

Asok replies, "You are too kind."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PLAN TO USE MY RAISE TO MOVE FROM MY HOME IN THE HANDICAPPED STALL TO A STORAGE FACILITY.

IF YOU ARE TRYING TO THINK OF A HOUSEWARMING GIFT, I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO A FLASHLIGHT.

IF YOU NEED HELP MOVING, DON'T HESITATE TO CALL ALICE.

YOU ARE TOO KIND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Housewarming Gift"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip features a conversation between three men at a table. The first man plans to use his raise to move from his home in the handicapped stall to a storage facility. The second man suggests that he would be trying to think of a housewarming gift if he were trying to say no to a flashlight. The third man, who is also a participant in the conversation, responds by saying that if you need help moving, don't hesitate to call Alice. He then adds that you are too kind.

The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of housewarming gifts and the challenges of moving. It highlights the importance of being considerate and helpful to others, even in unexpected situations.

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