Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th November 2001

Dilbert//4598, first published 25 years ago on Friday 16th November 2001

Tags

use my raise move from home handicapped stall storage facility house warming gift flashlight hesitate call alice

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally, and Asok are eating lunch. Asok says, "I plan to use my raise to move my home in the handicapped stall to a storage facility."

Asok continues, "If you are trying to think of a housewarming gift, I wouldn't say no to a flashlight."

Wally says, "If you need help moving, don't hesitate to call Alice."

Asok replies, "You are too kind."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PLAN TO USE MY RAISE TO MOVE FROM MY HOME IN THE HANDICAPPED STALL TO A STORAGE FACILITY.

IF YOU ARE TRYING TO THINK OF A HOUSEWARMING GIFT, I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO A FLASHLIGHT.

IF YOU NEED HELP MOVING, DON'T HESITATE TO CALL ALICE.

YOU ARE TOO KIND.

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