Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th November 2001

Dilbert//4599, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 17th November 2001

Tags

day off move my home one hour negotiate can't use vehicle

Official transcript

Asok asks The Boss, "May I have a day off to move my home?"

The Boss says, "One hour."

Asok replies, "What? Why only one hour?"

The Boss says, "I like to negotiate."

Asok says, "I guess I can try doing it in one hour."

The Boss adds, "And you can't use a vehicle."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAY I HAVE A DAY OFF TO MOVE MY HOME?

ONE HOUR.

WHAT?

WHY ONLY ONE HOUR?

I LIKE TO NEGOTIATE.

I GUESS I CAN TRY DOING IT IN ONE HOUR.

AND YOU CAN'T USE A VEHICLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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