Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th November 2001

Dilbert//4601, first published 25 years ago on Monday 19th November 2001

Tags

elbonia mud delivery business stockholders huge profits illeagal no law against optimism

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Dilbert, you're going to Elbonia to shut down our Elbonian mud delivery business."

The Boss continues, "Meanwhile, I'll tell our stockholders that we expect the mud delivery business to make huge profits."

Dilbert says, "Um... is this illegal?"

The Boss replies, "There's no law against optimism! I checked."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, YOU'RE GOING TO ELBONIA TO SHUT DOWN OUR ELBONIAN MUD DELIVERY BUSINESS.

MEANWHILE I'LL TELL OUR STOCKHOLDERS THAT WE EXPECT THE MUD DELIVERY BUSINESS TO MAKE HUGE PROFITS UM... IS THIS ILLEGAL?

THERE'S NO LAW AGAINST OPTIMISM!

I CHECKED.

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