Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th November 2001

Dilbert//4602, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 20th November 2001

Tags

mud delivery business highly trained engineer business model deliver mud people live in mud

Official transcript

Dilbert is packing his suitcase. He says to Dogbert, "I'm supposed to shut down our Elbonian mud delivery business."

Dilbert continues, "But I'm a highly trained engineer so I will analyze their business model and fix it."

Dogbert replies, "They deliver mud to people who live in mud."

Dilbert says, "You have my attention."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M SUPPOSED TO SHUT DOWN OUR EL BONIAN MUD DELIVERY BUSINESS.

BUT I'M A HIGHLY TRAINED ENGINEER SO I WILL ANALYZE THEIR BUSINESS MODEL AND FIX IT.

THEY DELIVER MUD TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MUD.

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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