Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th November 2001

Dilbert//4611, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 29th November 2001

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congressional hearings airline inhumane service ratbert

Official transcript

Headline: Congressional Hearings. A grim panel sits in front of microphones. One man says, "Your airline is accused of providing inhumane service. How do you respond?"

Dogbert replies, "Sometimes I wag and sometimes I hold up my paw and say, 'Bah!'"

Ratbert adds, "Bah!"

Dogbert turns to the rat and says, "You're not allowed to say Bah. Take it back."

Ratbert says quietly, "Hab."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS YOUR AIRLINE IS ACCUSED OF PROVIDING INHUMANE SERVICE.

HOW DO YOU RESPOND?

SOMETIMES I WAG AND SOMETIMES I HOLD UP MY PAW AND SAY, "BAH!" BAH!

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY BAH. TAKE IT BACK.

HAB

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