Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th November 2001

Dilbert//4612, first published 25 years ago on Friday 30th November 2001

Tags

think aloud cost monkeys swallow tongue distarctions stream of consciousness

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Okay, let me think aloud for a minute."

The Boss continues, "The cost will be $3,000... losing focus... monkeys are funny... my tongue is digesting in my mouth."

The Boss concludes, "That didn't help as much as I had hoped."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OKAY, LET ME THINK ALOUD FOR A MINUTE.

THE COST WILL BE $3,000... LOSING FOCUS ... MONKEYS ARE FUNNY... MY TONGUE IS DIGESTING IN MY MOUTH.

THAT DIDN'T HELP AS MUCH AS I HAD HOPED.

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