Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th December 2001

Dilbert//4616, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 4th December 2001

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reserve conference room everyday next year sociopath beat you to it slowest sociopath

Official transcript

The Boss approaches Carol at her desk and says, "Carol, reserve the conference room every day for the next day in case I need it."

Carol responds, "You're too late. Some other sociopath had the same idea and beat you to it."

As The Boss walks away he thinks to himself, "I hate being the slowest sociopath."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, RESERVE THE CONFERENCE ROOM EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT YEAR IN CASE I NEED IT.

YOU'RE TOO LATE.

SOME OTHER SOCIOPATH HAD THE SAME IDEA AND BEAT YOU TO IT.

I HATE BEING THE SLOWEST SOCIOPATH.

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