Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th December 2001

Dilbert//4617, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 5th December 2001

Tags

manage time high priorities low priorities freakin loser

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on The Boss' desk. Dogbert says, "I can teach you to manage your time more efficiently."

Dogbert continues, "Put all of your high priorities on one list and your low priorities on another."

Dogbert finishes, "Then do everything on both lists even if it kills you. Otherwise you're a freakin' loser."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN TEACH YOU TO MANAGE YOUR TIME MORE EFFICIENTLY.

PUT ALL OF YOUR HIGH PRIORITIES ON ONE LIST AND YOUR LOW PRIORITIES ON ANOTHER.

THEN DO EVERYTHING ON BOTH LISTS EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU, OTHERWISE YOU'RE A FREAKIN' LOSER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Priorities"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on workplace issues.
• In this strip, Dilbert's boss assigns him a task to prioritize his work.
• Dilbert responds by creating a list of high-priority tasks and a separate list of low-priority tasks.
• However, he then adds a twist by including a task that kills him if he completes it.
• This unexpected turn of events highlights Dilbert's clever and humorous approach to dealing with his boss's demands.

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