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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th December 2001

Dilbert//4626, first published 25 years ago on Friday 14th December 2001


Tags

labor market own paper unleash hound broken copier


Official transcript

Dilbert approaches a woman at a desk. He asks, "Our copier is broken. May I use yours?"

The woman responds, "Only if you use your own paper."

Dilbert says, "I just need one copy and my office is about a mile away."

The woman replies, "Don't make me unleash the hound."

A man wearing dog ear muffs crouches next to the woman. Dilbert asks, "That's a hound?"

The woman responds, "Technically he's a web designer in a tight labor market."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR COPIER IS BROKEN. MAY I USE YOURS?

ONLY IF YOU USE YOUR OWN PAPER.

I JUST NEED ONE COPY AND MY OFFICE IS ABOUT A MILE AWAY.

DON'T UNLEASH THE HOUND THAT'S A HOUND?

TECHNICALLY HE'S A WEB DESIGNER IN A TIGHT LABOR MARKET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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