Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th December 2001

Dilbert//4627, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 15th December 2001

Tags

meeting called discuss issues assign tasks waste of time meetings become lifeform reproducing human josts

Official transcript

Dilbert walks into a meeting and asks, "Who called this meeting?"

The male coworker replies, "We thought you did."

The coworker continues, "I think we should discuss issues and assign tasks so it's not a complete waste of time."

Dilbert responds, "Maybe meetings have become a lifeform capable of calling themselves and thus reproducing via human hosts."

The male coworker turns to the female coworker and says, "Good issue."

She replies, "Wow!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHO CALLED THIS MEETING?

WE THOUGHT YOU DID.

I THINK WE SHOULD DISCUSS ISSUES AND ASSIGN TASKS SO IT'S NOT A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

MAYBE MEETINGS HAVE BECOME A LIFEFORM CAPABLE OF CALLING THEMSELVES AND THUS REPRODUCING VIA HUMAN HOSTS.

WOW!

GOOD ISSUE

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