Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd December 2001

Dilbert//4634, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 22nd December 2001

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important document signed petition nobel peace prize sip trade ya

Official transcript

Ratbert says to Bob, the dinosaur, "Bob, I hold in my hands the most important document ever created."

Ratbert continues, "It's a signed petition to end war. I expect to win the Nobel Peace Prize for this."

Ratbert asks Bob, "May I have a sip of that?"

Bob replies, "Trade ya."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB, I HOLD IN MY HANDS THE MOST IMPORTANT DOCUMENT EVER CREATED.

IT'S A SIGNED PETITION TO END WAR. I WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR THIS.

MAY I HAVE A SIP OF THAT?

TRADE YA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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