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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st December 2001

Dilbert//4633, first published 25 years ago on Friday 21st December 2001


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end war sell it sign for a dollar petition to end war


Official transcript

Dilbert is home reading a newspaper. Ratbert says, "I'm starting a petition to end war. Do you want in on this?"

Dilbert asks, "Who are you going to give it to?"

Ratbert responds, "Say what?"

Ratbert says, "I was hoping to sell it."

Dilbert responds, "I'll sign it for a dollar."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M STARTING A PETITION TO END WAR. DO YOU WANT IN ON THIS?

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE IT TO?

SAY WHAT?

I WAS HOPING TO SELL IT.

I'LL SIGN IT FOR A DOLLAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Petition to End War" and features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green shirt, sitting on a couch with his dog Dogbert. The conversation between Dilbert and Dogbert is as follows:

  • Dilbert: I'm starting a petition to end war. Do you want in on this?
  • Dogbert: Who are you going to give it to?
  • Dilbert: Say what?
  • Dogbert: I was hoping to sell it. I'll sign it for a dollar.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation, where Dogbert is more interested in making money from the petition than in actually working towards ending war. The exchange showcases the witty banter and clever wordplay characteristic of the Dilbert comic strip.

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