Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st December 2001

Dilbert//4643, first published 25 years ago on Monday 31st December 2001

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morale boosting great idea first meeting

Official transcript

The Boss says to Carol, "Carol, I want you to help me put together a morale boosting event."

Carol responds, "Great idea. And after that maybe I can do CPR on a mummy and see if I can save its life."

The Boss responds, "Our first meeting will be Tuesday."

Carol exclaims, "Do you hear what I'm saying?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, I WANT YOU TO HELP ME PUT TOGETHER A MORALE BOOSTING EVENT.

GREAT IDEA. AND AFTER THAT MAYBE I CAN DO CPR ON A MUMMY AND SEE IF I CAN SAVE ITS LIFE.

DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?

OUR FIRST MEETING WILL BE TUESDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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