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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st December 2001

Dilbert//4643, first published 25 years ago on Monday 31st December 2001


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morale boosting great idea first meeting


Official transcript

The Boss says to Carol, "Carol, I want you to help me put together a morale boosting event."

Carol responds, "Great idea. And after that maybe I can do CPR on a mummy and see if I can save its life."

The Boss responds, "Our first meeting will be Tuesday."

Carol exclaims, "Do you hear what I'm saying?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAROL, I WANT YOU TO HELP ME PUT TOGETHER A MORALE BOOSTING EVENT.

GREAT IDEA. AND AFTER THAT MAYBE I CAN DO CPR ON A MUMMY AND SEE IF I CAN SAVE ITS LIFE.

DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?

OUR FIRST MEETING WILL BE TUESDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Morale Boosting Event"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace woes, in a humorous scenario.

  • Panel 1: Dilbert's boss, Carol, asks for his help in organizing a morale-boosting event.
  • Panel 2: Dilbert proposes a CPR training session, which Carol finds unorthodox but open to considering.
  • Panel 3: Dilbert inquires about the meeting's agenda, and Carol reveals it will be on Tuesday.
  • Panel 4: The comic ends with Dilbert's characteristic deadpan response, "Our first meeting will be Tuesday."

The strip pokes fun at the idea of a "morale-boosting event" and the absurdity of a CPR training session as a solution. It also highlights Dilbert's dry sense of humor and his tendency to find humor in mundane situations.

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