Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st January 2002

Dilbert//4644, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 1st January 2002


Tags

winning bid contract read the minds competetors bid lower blocked by dense mass


Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting at his computer. The Boss approaches and says, "Dilbert, I want you to put together the winning bid for this contract."

Dilbert responds, "No problem, I'll just read the minds of our competitors and bid lower."

Dilbert continues, "I'm picking up something now... But it's partly blocked by a dense mass."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DIL BERT, I WANT YOU TO PUT TOGETHER THE WINNING BID FOR THIS CONTRACT.

NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST READ THE MINDS OF OUR COMPETITORS AND BID LOWER.

I'M PICKING UP SOMETHING NOW...

BUT IT'S PARTLY BLOCKED BY A DENSE MASS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour