Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th January 2002
Dilbert//4651, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 8th January 2002
Tags
downsized info last day projects right away soon enough 90 days
Official transcript
The Boss hands Dilbert a stack of papers and says, "Here are some projects to finish before your last day."
Dilbert responds, "But.. I'll have to interact with people who know I've been downsized."
The Boss replies, "Hee Hee!"
A coworker mocks Dilbert, "I'll get this information to you right away. Is ninety days soon enough?"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
HERE ARE SOME PROJECTS TO FINISH BEFORE YOUR LAST DAY.
BUT... I'LL HAVE TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE WHO KNOW I'VE BEEN DOWNSIZED.
HEE HEE!
I'LL GET THIS INFORMATION TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. IS NINETY DAYS SOON ENOUGH?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Downsizing Meeting"
Summary:
This comic strip, originally published in [insert publication date and name], depicts a humorous scene at a company meeting. The scene is set in a conference room where an employee, Dilbert, is addressing his colleagues about upcoming projects. However, he quickly reveals that he has been downsized and will no longer be part of the team.
The conversation is interrupted by another employee, who asks if ninety days is enough time for the remaining employees to complete their tasks. Dilbert responds by handing out papers to his colleagues, stating that he will provide them with the necessary information shortly.
The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of downsizing in corporate America, highlighting the awkwardness and uncertainty that can come with such changes. It also showcases the dry wit and satire that are hallmarks of the 'Dilbert' comic strip.
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