Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th January 2002

Dilbert//4651, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 8th January 2002

Tags

downsized info last day projects right away soon enough 90 days

Official transcript

The Boss hands Dilbert a stack of papers and says, "Here are some projects to finish before your last day."

Dilbert responds, "But.. I'll have to interact with people who know I've been downsized."

The Boss replies, "Hee Hee!"

A coworker mocks Dilbert, "I'll get this information to you right away. Is ninety days soon enough?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE ARE SOME PROJECTS TO FINISH BEFORE YOUR LAST DAY.

BUT... I'LL HAVE TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE WHO KNOW I'VE BEEN DOWNSIZED.

HEE HEE!

I'LL GET THIS INFORMATION TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. IS NINETY DAYS SOON ENOUGH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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