Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th January 2002

Dilbert//4652, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 9th January 2002

Tags

unemployed drive electric car abs not romantic turn on socialize mingle party drinks

Official transcript

Dilbert approaches a woman at a party and says, "I'm unemployed and I drive an electric car."

Dilbert continues, "These are my abs. I talk too much about myself and I'm not romantic."

Dilbert continues, "I realize it's a long shot but does any of that turn you on?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M UNEMPLOYED AND I DRIVE AN ELECTRIC CAR.

THESE ARE MY ABS. I TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT MYSELF AND I'M NOT ROMANTIC.

I REALIZE IT'S A LONG SHOT BUT DOES ANY OF THAT TURN YOU ON?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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