Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th January 2002

Dilbert//4654, first published 24 years ago on Friday 11th January 2002

Tags

job as waiter job as engineer qualified manager slapping drunk

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert are sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee. Dilbert says, "Maybe I'll take a job as a waiter until I can get a job as an engineer."

Dogbert replies, "You're not qualified to wait on tables."

Dilbert responds, "How hard could it be?"

A waiter is juggling dishes unsteadily. He says to Dilbert, "The manager is over there slapping a drunk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAYBE I'LL TAKE A JOB AS A WAITER UNTIL I CAN GET A JOB AS AN ENGINEER.

YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO WAIT ON TABLES.

HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

THE MANAGER IS OVER THERE SLAPPING A DRUNK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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