Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th January 2002

Dilbert//4653, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 10th January 2002

Tags

grow beard while unemployed message who you are shopping cart filthy rags

Official transcript

Dogbert is sitting on Dilbert's bed. Dilbert asks, "Do you think I should grow a beard while I'm unemployed?"

Dogbert replies, "That's a great idea. A beard sends a message about who you are."

Dilbert responds, "Um.. Okay."

Dogbert says, "I assume you already have a shopping cart and filthy rags."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GROW A BEARD WHILE I'M UNEMPLOYED?

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. A BEARD SENDS A MESSAGE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.

UM.

OKAY.

I ASSUME YOU ALREADY HAVE A SHOPPING CART AND FILTHY RAGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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