Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th January 2002

Dilbert//4660, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 17th January 2002

Tags

sales training sell anything roadkill thousand dollars class got hat seminar prop

Official transcript

Headline: Sales Training. A speaker says, "A trained salesperson can sell anything to anyone."

The speaker continues, "I will prove it by selling this roadkill to one of you for a thousand dollars."

Dilbert returns home with roadkill on his head. Dogbert asks, "Um.. How was your class?"

Dilbert responds, "I got a hat!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SALES TRAINING A TRAINED SALESPERSON CAN SELL ANYTHING TO ANYONE.

I WILL PROVE IT BY SELLING THIS ROADKILL TO ONE OF YOU FOR A THOUSAND DOLLARS.

UM...

HOW WAS YOUR CLASS?

I GOT A HAT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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