Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th January 2002

Dilbert//4661, first published 24 years ago on Friday 18th January 2002

Tags

demo good sale sales training see coming selling sucker victim wedgie gullible

Official transcript

Headline: Sales Training. The speaker points to a picture of an overly smiley man. He says, "Don't act like you're selling something."

The speaker points to a picture of a man getting a wedgie. He says, "A good sale is like a good wedgie. Your victim shouldn't see it coming."

The speaker continues, "For this next demonstration I need a volunteer who can't see what's coming."

The man next to Dilbert raises his hand.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SALES TRAINING DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE SELLING SOMETHING.

A GOOD SALE IS LIKE A GOOD WEDGIE: YOUR VICTIM SHOULDN'T SEE IT COMING.

AAIEE!!!

FOR THIS NEXT DEMONSTRATION I NEED A VOLUNTEER WHO CAN'T SEE WHAT'S COMING.

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