Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th February 2002

Dilbert//4678, first published 24 years ago on Monday 4th February 2002

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tech support software is worn typing too hard decaf paint walls stop gym holistic tec support read more

Official transcript

Headline: Dogbert Tech Support. Dogbert is talking into a telephone headset. He says, "Your software is worn out. You must be typing too hard."

Dogbert continues, "Switch to decaf, paint your walls pink and stop going to the gym."

Dilbert approaches Dogbert and says, "I've never heard of holistic tech support."

Dogbert replies, "Maybe you should read more."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT TECH SUPPORT YOUR SOFTWARE IS WORN OUT. YOU MUST BE TYPING TOO HARD.

SWITCH TO DECAF, PAINT YOUR WALLS PINK AND STOP GOING TO THE GYM.

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HOLISTIC TECH SUPPORT.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ MORE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Holistic Tech Support"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled white dog, sitting at his desk with a computer and phone. He is shown typing on his keyboard with a look of frustration.

• The first panel shows Dilbert's computer screen displaying a message that reads, "Your software is worn out. You must be typing too hard."
• In the second panel, Dilbert responds by saying, "Switch to decaf, paint your walls pink, and stop going to the gym."
• The third panel reveals that the tech support representative has never heard of holistic tech support and suggests that Dilbert should read more.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of holistic tech support, implying that it is a ridiculous concept. The use of a dog as the main character adds to the humor and lightheartedness of the strip.

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