Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th February 2002

Dilbert//4679, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 5th February 2002

Tags

all natural cd drive holistic tech support natural and holistic tree bark meditate

Official transcript

Dogbert talks into a telephone headset, "Hello. This is Dogbert's all-natural and holistic tech support."

The man on the other end listens. Dogbert continues, "Try stuffing tree bark in the CD drive and meditating."

Dogbert continues, "No, of course it won't damage anything; it's all natural!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, THIS IS DOGBERT'S ALL - NATURAL AND HOLISTIC TECH SUPPORT.

TRY STUFFING TREE BARK IN THE CD DRIVE AND MEDITATING.

NO, OF COURSE IT WON'T DAMAGE ANYTHING; IT'S ALL NATURAL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Natural Tech Support"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the conversation between a computer and its user. The user, frustrated with the computer's malfunction, attempts to resolve the issue by stuffing a tree bark into the CD drive and meditating. The computer, responding to the user's action, comments that the tree bark is "all natural" and will not damage anything. The user is perplexed by the computer's response, as the tree bark is not a viable solution to the problem. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the user's approach and the computer's nonchalant attitude towards the situation.

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