Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th February 2002

Dilbert//4679, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 5th February 2002

Tags

all natural cd drive holistic tech support natural and holistic tree bark meditate

Official transcript

Dogbert talks into a telephone headset, "Hello. This is Dogbert's all-natural and holistic tech support."

The man on the other end listens. Dogbert continues, "Try stuffing tree bark in the CD drive and meditating."

Dogbert continues, "No, of course it won't damage anything; it's all natural!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, THIS IS DOGBERT'S ALL - NATURAL AND HOLISTIC TECH SUPPORT.

TRY STUFFING TREE BARK IN THE CD DRIVE AND MEDITATING.

NO, OF COURSE IT WON'T DAMAGE ANYTHING; IT'S ALL NATURAL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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