Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th February 2002

Dilbert//4680, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 6th February 2002

Tags

computer viruses power cord spinal adjustment skeptical anecdotal evidence

Official transcript

A woman says into the telephone, "What can I do to avoid getting computer viruses?"

On the other end of the line, Dogbert replies, "Give your power cord a spinal adjustment once a week to prevent disease."

The woman is adjusting her power cord. She says aloud, "I was skeptical until he said there's anecdotal evidence that it works!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT CAN I DO TO AVOID GETTING COMPUTER VIRUSES?

GIVE YOUR POWER CORD A SPINAL ADJUSTMENT ONCE A WEEK TO PREVENT DISEASE.

I WAS SKEPTICAL UNTIL HE SAID THERE'S ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE THAT IT WORKS!

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