Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th February 2002

Dilbert//4685, first published 24 years ago on Monday 11th February 2002

Tags

glass walled conference room main lobby fish bowl attractive employees send opinion convene tribunal

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Carol, "Carol, I need to reserve the glass-walled conference room by the main lobby."

Carol replies, "The 'Fish Bowl' is only available to attractive employees. We don't want to scare visitors."

Dilbert says, "I want a second opinion."

Carol replies, "Very well. I'll convene the tribunal of admin assistants."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, I NEED TO RESERVE THE GLASS- WALLED CONFERENCE ROOM BY THE MAIN LOBBY.

THE "FISH BOWL" IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO ATTRACTIVE EMPLOYEES. WE DON'T WANT TO SCARE VISITORS.

I WANT VERY WELL.

A SECOND I'LL CON- OPINION.

VENE THE TRIBUNAL OF ADMIN ASSISTANTS.

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