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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th February 2002

Dilbert//4686, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 12th February 2002


Tags

efficient glass walled room name of case too unattractive tribunal of admin


Official transcript

Carol says, "The tribunal of Admin Assistants will hear the case of..."

Carol continues, "The man who is too unattractive to use the glass-walled conference room versus humanity."

Dilbert exclaims, "You put the verdict in the name of the case!"

Carol replies, "We're efficient."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE TRIBUNAL OF ADMIN ASSISTANTS WILL HEAR THE CASE OF...

THE MAN WHO IS TOO UNATTRACTIVE TO USE THE GLASS-WALLED CONFERENCE ROOM VERSUS HUMANITY.

YOU PUT THE VERDICT IN THE NAME OF THE CASE!

WE'RE EFFICIENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Verdict"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a courtroom scene where a woman is testifying about a man who is too unattractive to use the glass-walled conference room versus humanity. The man is described as being "effi-cient," and the woman states that the tribunal of admin assistants will hear the case of the man who is too unattractive to use the glass-walled conference room versus humanity.

Key Elements:

  • A courtroom setting with a judge, jury, and witnesses
  • A man described as being "effi-cient" and unattractive
  • A woman testifying about the man's appearance and its impact on the conference room
  • A humorous take on the concept of efficiency and attractiveness in a professional setting

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