Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th February 2002

Dilbert//4694, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 20th February 2002

Tags

nuclear power plant our process gather customer requirements free electricity mutating xray vision

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Wally and Asok, "None of us has designed a nuclear power plant before but we can figure it out by using our process."

Dilbert continues, "In phase one we will gather customer requirements."

Asok is meeting with a customer. Asok says, "So.. you want free electricity without mutating, unless the mutation gives you X-Ray vision."

The customer responds, "Yep."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NONE OF US HAS DESIGNED A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT BEFORE BUT WE CAN FIGURE IT OUT BY USING OUR PROCESS.

IN PHASE ONE WE WILL GATHER CUSTOMER REQUIREMENTS.

SO... YOU WANT FREE ELECTRICITY, WITHOUT MUTATING, UNLESS THE MUTATION GIVES YOU X-RAY VISION.

YEP

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