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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st February 2002

Dilbert//4695, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 21st February 2002


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dont judge elbonia electricity huge barges ideas toasters trained porpoises brainstorm


Official transcript

Dilbert points to a diagram and asks, "How do we get the electricity from our nuclear plant in Elbonia to the toasters over here?"

Dilbert continues, "Let's brainstorm and remember not to judge any ideas at this stage."

The Boss says, "I'm thinking about huge barges and trained porpoises - lots of them."

Asok thinks, "Must.. Not...Judge."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW DO WE GET THE ELECTRICITY FROM OUR NUCLEAR PLANT IN ELBONIA TO THE TOASTERS OVER HERE?

LET'S BRAINSTORM, AND REMEMBER NOT TO JUDGE ANY IDEAS AT THIS STAGE.

I'M THINKING HUGE BARGES AND TRAINED PORPOISES - LOTS OF THEM MUST NOT...

JUDGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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