Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th February 2002

Dilbert//4700, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 26th February 2002

Tags

attacking me number accurate too late to apologize hate your guys

Official transcript

Dilbert says to a coworker, "Is this number accurate? It seems low."

The coworker responds, "Why are you attacking me? Stop attacking me!"

Dilbert says, "I think the number is too low."

The coworker replies, "It's too late to apologize. Now I hate your guts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS THIS NUMBER ACCURATE? IT SEEMS LOW.

WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME? STOP ATTACKING ME!

I THINK THE NUMBER IS LOW.

IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE.

NOW I HATE YOUR GUTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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