Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th February 2002

Dilbert//4699, first published 24 years ago on Monday 25th February 2002

Tags

added coffee carpet coffee stain mans face miracle squirrel body

Official transcript

Dilbert, Tina, and Wally are eating lunch. Wally says, "I found a coffee stain on my carpet that looks like a man's face."

Tina replies, "It might be a miracle... Or maybe a sign of the end of time."

Wally responds, "I hope not. I added coffee and gave him a squirrel body."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND A COFFEE STAIN ON MY CARPET THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN'S FACE.

IT MIGHT BE A MIRACLE... OR MAYBE A SIGN OF THE END OF TIME.

I HOPE NOT. I ADDED COFFEE AND GAVE HIM A SQUIRREL BODY.

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