Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th February 2002

Dilbert//4702, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 28th February 2002

Tags

non monetary rewards program self mentoring talk to yourself

Official transcript

The Boss approaches Asok and says, "Asok, I'm putting you on our special self- monitoring program."

The Boss continues, "If you have any questions whatsoever, feel free to talk to yourself."

As he walks away, The Boss thinks, "I'm the master of non-monetary rewards."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I'M PUTTING YOU ON OUR SPECIAL SELF-MENTORING PROGRAM.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS WHATSOEVER, FEEL FREE TO TALK TO YOURSELF.

I'M THE MASTER OF NON-MONETARY REWARDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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