Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st March 2002

Dilbert//4703, first published 24 years ago on Friday 1st March 2002

Tags

demonstrate life to have meaning wrong place can't do that meeting presentation business

Official transcript

Dilbert says to a coworker, "I'd like to demonstrate some things we can't do."

The coworker responds, "I don't care about things you can't do."

Dilbert says, "I know, but it makes a better demonstration this way."

The coworker exclaims, "I want my life to have meaning!"

Dilbert points out and says, "You came to the wrong place."

Dilbert adds, "Can't do that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO DEMONSTRATE SOME THINGS WE CAN'T DO.

I DON'T I KNOW, BUT CARE IT MAKES A ABOUT BETTER DEM- THINGS ONSTRATION YOU CAN'T THIS WAY.

DO.

I WANT MY LIFE TO HAVE MEANING!

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG PLACE.

CAN'T DO THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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