Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th March 2002

Dilbert//4714, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 12th March 2002

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daily prayer services blood bain washing ambitious plans

Official transcript

A man with a wizard suit, holding an animal-headed staff says to The Boss, "I'd like permission to hold daily prayer services in a conference room."

The man continues, "I'll do it before work and of course I'll clean up any blood."

The man continues, "So far I'm the only member of my religion but I have ambitious plans for brainwashing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE PERMISSION TO HOLD DAILY PRAYER SERVICES IN A CONFERENCE ROOM.

I'LL DO IT BEFORE WORK AND OF COURSE I'LL CLEAN UP ANY BLOOD.

SO FAR I'M THE ONLY MEMBER OF MY RELIGION BUT I HAVE AMBITIOUS PLANS FOR BRAINWASHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Brainwashing in the Conference Room"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, in a humorous exchange with a man in a white robe. The conversation begins with Dilbert requesting permission to hold daily prayer services in a conference room, which is promptly granted. However, the man in the white robe reveals his true intentions: he plans to use the conference room for brainwashing purposes. Dilbert is shocked and amused by this revelation, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using a conference room for unconventional activities and the potential consequences of such actions. Overall, the strip showcases Dilbert's signature wit and satire, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the popular comic strip.

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