Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th March 2002

Dilbert//4714, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 12th March 2002

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daily prayer services blood bain washing ambitious plans

Official transcript

A man with a wizard suit, holding an animal-headed staff says to The Boss, "I'd like permission to hold daily prayer services in a conference room."

The man continues, "I'll do it before work and of course I'll clean up any blood."

The man continues, "So far I'm the only member of my religion but I have ambitious plans for brainwashing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE PERMISSION TO HOLD DAILY PRAYER SERVICES IN A CONFERENCE ROOM.

I'LL DO IT BEFORE WORK AND OF COURSE I'LL CLEAN UP ANY BLOOD.

SO FAR I'M THE ONLY MEMBER OF MY RELIGION BUT I HAVE AMBITIOUS PLANS FOR BRAINWASHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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