Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th March 2002

Dilbert//4715, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 13th March 2002

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loud personal calls medical mel squishy sound cubicle neighbor patch eye sling wounded office

Official transcript

The Boss is with a toothless man who has a broken arm and an eye patch. The Boss says to Dilbert, "Meet your new cubicle neighbor. His name is Mel."

The Boss continues, "Mel will be making loud personal calls all day."

Dilbert is sitting in his cubicle. He hears Mel on the phone, "Is it supposed to make a squishy sound? Listen to this..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MEET YOUR NEW CUBICLE NEIGHBOR.

HIS NAME IS MEDICAL MEL.

MEL WILL BE MAKING LOUD PERSONAL PHONE CALLS ALL DAY.

IS IT SUPPOSED TO MAKE A SQUISHY SOUND? LISTEN TO THIS..

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